semalam eh, ada benda yg paling SIAL skali yg telah terjadi kt diri aku. it left me traumatised.

and before i continue, i juz hope it wont happen to me again. OH FUCK.

it was like this....

1503....
aku dah handover kt colleague aku. tinggal nk bleh berambus je.before that, aku nk simpan email2 yg aku dah print out nk simpan kt dalam locker. so aku amik kunci, bukak locker musibat haram tu and surrender sume2 email2 printouts yg aku nk simpan. sebelum aku tutup locker haram tu, aku nk pusing nk amik beg. ALAMAK. skali seluar aku tergesek kt bucu locker yg tajam bak pisau yg baru diasah. *cheh aku peh bahasa ibunda skrg ni dah ada skit UP ah sejak campur dgn amy :p* well anyways, bila dah terkena bucu tu, aku ada dgr bunyi "KREK." langsung aku tk hiraukan, thinking it was juz a minor thing, sounds like a few rows of stitches being cut up. SERIOUS.

1511
aku dah kt bawah kt B2. nk clock out. then aku g toilet, touch up skit, yelah, balik siang kn, nk happy2 nk kuar :D

1522
dah sampai T3, nak naik train g lakeside, jumpa amy. aku dah turun escalator, aku pn korek2 beg aku nk carik wallet. korek punya korek punya korek, EH MANA WALLET PUKIMAK NI HAH????
ish ish ish. rupa2nya aku tertinggalkan wallet aku kt office. aku punya binget, binget eh, understatement ah. AKU MENGAMUK TK TENTU ARAH. thts more like it. at that point of time, amy pulak kol aku. apa lagi. dia pn kena maki dgn aku. :) mcm siak seh, tertinggal barang, nk kena ulang alik. mampus. what else can i do without my wallet? so i DRAGGED MY FILTHY FUCKING ASS back to T1.

1543
wallet; CHECK. money; CHECK. SQ pass; CHECK. MP3; CHECK. MY FILTHY FUCKING ASS; CHECK. ok whatever that was supposed to be on me is already on me. i guess im ready to go. train sampai, aku dok kt sebelah PRIORITY SEAT. hehehe. i reached for my mp3, and hope to have a relaxing journey. sialah dari east g west, pikir dekat kapa??

1602
train departs. i was juz looking around, inspecting the cabin, kalau ada apa2 yg boleh catch aku punya attention. AND THEN I SAW THAT THING. CHEEBYE!!!!!
tklah aku tk nampak cheebye, cuma, aku nampak secebis daging kt seluar aku kt part peha. WAH LAU EH KANINNA. adakah secebis daging tu peha aku? is that a piece of evidence that goes to proof that the sound i heard earlier wasnt anything minor??? HOLY MOTHERFUCKING COW.

1605
aku mulai menerima hakikat bahawa seluar aku koyak, dan aku ada di tengah2 dunia dengan secebis peha ter-expose. GEEZ. hence, aku decide nk turun tamp aje carik seluar. bila korg baca ni nampak mcm aku relek eh. aku peh panic, aku rasa mcm jantung aku kt luar badan aku siak!!!!

1618
sampai tamp, lekas2 aku masuk TM, nk carik jeans!!!! FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! ok aku masuk ISETAN. nampak LEVI's STRAUSS. aku terus masuk!! salesgirl ni pompan filipino ah. dia nampak muka aku yg cukup panic, dia tanya aku, MISS, LOOKIN FOR ANYTHING? "looking for anything nenek kau. dah terang2 aku kt sini tmpt seluar2 pe." YES, CAN U FIND ANY JEANS THAT CAN FIT MY ASS? ok that salegirl was a lil shocked, but she smiled anyway. 15mins minutes. the estimated time it took to find a pair of jeans that fit me. I AM ETERNALLY GRATEFUL TO THAT WOMAN FOR SAVING ME AND MY ASS. happy nk mampus, tk terkata!

1636
proceed to cashier counter. ALAMAK, NYONYA KEDUT AH. ah pape lah. yg penting, peha aku tk expose lagi :) bila nyonya tu nampak price tag jeans aku, dia tanya MISS AH, U WANT TO MAKE PRIVILEDGE CARD? U CAN COLLECT POINTS AND REDEEM VOUCHER. suara monotonous siak. aku rasa kalau dia happy atau sedih, bunyinya sama je. HEHEHE. ani, so bitchy. OK LAH, CAN LAH. gedebak gedebuk, dah dpt aku peh card, AIK! 103 points aje? aku punya jeans $159.90 seh. asal aku dpt 103 points je? ah fuck lah tkkn benda2 kecik ni mcm pn nk gaduh kan. gasak lu lah nya. memandangkan aku rasa mcm dah lama gitu kt sini, aku nk kena cpt2 rush g train nk g lakeside siak!!!! RUSHING FOR TIME.

1642
alamak... aku mcm malas siak nk tunggu train. furthermore, aku nampak banyak CAB. apa lagi. JALAN AH CAB!
UNCLE, LAKESIDE MRT STN PLS. WAHHHHH!!!!!! LAKESIDE AHHHH!!!!! draggy pulak org tua ni, menyesal aku naik cab dia. kalau aku tau dia nk cakap gitu aku record dah suara dia kasi korg dgr. SO U WANT TO GO BY WHICH WAY, CTE OR PIE? ANYTHING LAH WHICH EVER IS NEARER. OK, GO BY CTE CAN, PIE NOW GOT JAM. (-.-) OK CAN.

1726
aku mintak cab driver amik amy kt lakeside, kte nk g jurong west.

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mcm mana aku penat semlm, mcm tu punya penat lah aku type story aku ni. haiz. all in all eh, aku spend more than 200bux yesterday. and the cab fare, $38.90 kenyang siak tu apek tkyah angkat passengers lagi. hmmm... huru hara. aku tknk siak perkara mcm ni berlaku lagi. kalau btol2 baju aku atau seluar aku koyak lagi dalam masa akan dtg ni, aku action mati je lah kt tengah jalan. mcm kena accident. HAHAHA. JANGAN SEH BAJU KOYAK :D